perfectmadness:

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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!

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julieeee3:

somebody call the po-po

julieeee3:

somebody call the po-po

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